“Hey, my name is Stefan. And despite being really good-looking, I happen to be obsessed with everything pumpkin spice.”
Did Stefan write that? No, he did not. But if he had given a quote for this page, those are the exact words that his lips would have produced. Trust me.
His pumpkin spice addiction has become something of local folklore, mostly due to episodes of him showing up at the local market and shoveling entire shelves of pumpkin spiced products into his cart, only to be told there is an eight product per household minimum at checkout to prevent him from buying out the store’s entire allowance of that pumpkin product for that season.
When it comes to pumpkin spice, this guy knows his shit. And he knows about your shit too. And he is going to tell you all about it, right here.
This site will change your life. It will be known to future generations as The Pumpkin Spice Bible.
- What products are worth my time?
- What products should I skip?
- What products should I make up my own goddamn mind up about?
All of these questions and more will be answered right here, at Pumpkin Spice or Nah.